crumbs in the butter

Fast food remnants that get lodged in unwanted crevices while having anal sex in a vehicle, typically while wearing a Snuggie.

I was really going at my wife's ass in the car the other night, wearing a zebra Snuggie, until the crumbs in the butter chafed my dick.

by analymouse January 21, 2010

Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis

Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.

by Bumski December 20, 2002

Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.

Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!

by imprezarpm July 8, 2006

crumb sandwicher

A pre-teen or young teenage girl who dresses provocatively in an effort to appear older or more sophisticated. So named from the attempt to create cleavage from developing breasts.

Tony: This mall is full of crumb sandwichers.
Dave: No ladies over 14 years old.

by Loreo Jonez June 17, 2007

crumpet chunking

this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces

Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!

by smiler2 July 26, 2009

Crumblies

Multiple clusters of crumbs often resulting from a single messy source.

The brown sugar topping my co-workers coffee cake is leaving a trail of crumblies back to my cube.

by ReRuCo September 25, 2009

crumsturbating

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time

after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours

by stillberry November 25, 2010