COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.

Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.

by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020

COVID couture

How we've all learned to dress and accessorize in 2020. Includes wearing pajama bottoms with shirts on Zoom calls, wearing the same clothes from day to day, and selecting our COVID masks to complement our COVID wardrobe.

"Did you notice John wearing the same shirt on all the calls this week? That's pushing the boundaries of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."

by wannabe skibum December 27, 2020

Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.

I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL

by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020

Covid Vagina

When you have splinters in your ass hole.

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”

by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees

Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion

by Urbandemolition February 12, 2021

Covideo

A video that is based on Covid-19, or has anything to do/related with Covid.

"Stop watching those Covideos, they are ANNOYING!"
"Codiveos really make my day!"
"Covid songs, Covid memes, and now Covideos!

by mememaster6000 February 26, 2021