Crusty Jugglers

-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.

Dude, I saw this hott girl earlier.. Now I have a bad case of the Crusty Jugglers.

by mirafone188 July 20, 2011

crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!

by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005

Crusty sandwich

when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again

Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?

by John Brennamand craig tourettes creighton July 29, 2007

crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

crusty

Thick-skinned: deliberately blunt and frank to the point of rudeness, while indifferent to others' reactions.

That man was crusty enough to walk into the house without even knocking at the door.

by Alogon April 29, 2009

Crusty Salt Worm

A fat redhead acting like a fucking dickwad on Spring Break.

You are a crusty salt worm.

by Dr. McMantooth March 29, 2009