Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
by duodsg September 06, 2008
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crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch
Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!
by snowwwwww April 22, 2009
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crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.
*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
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crotch rock

Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.
No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.
by strolling bones October 02, 2010
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cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.
"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."
by Trisha DUDETTE March 07, 2006
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Crotch Knocking

1.To thump someone's crotch.

2.To thrust your crotch in a manner that will knocks on one's door.
Brahh, this St.Patrick's Day we should totally go out crotch knocking.
by Dr.Mustachio January 01, 2011
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crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)
She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin
by Anonymous July 05, 2002
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