Hazel Cricket

A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.

Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(

by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021

Cricketness

The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence

(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)

by Yates January 15, 2004

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024

Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.

“Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”

by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025

Cock Cricket

Cock Cricket: a woman who bounces from man to man creating problems (making noise).

That girl Tiffany is the biggest cock cricket i know.

by YungChap July 23, 2025