Batty Creeper

A Closet Gay who discreetly yet eerily hits on men.

This bomboclot batty creeper be hitting on me again! Gunshot to his rainbow ass.

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

Creep

The kind of person that remembers everything in a creepy way! They also stalk you on Facebook!

Hey Q, Julia is such a creep!

by Kupcake94 November 13, 2012

creampiler

More than one creampie by one male (or more)

I came twice in her wet ass pussy a creampiler in the kitchen on the floor with no problem while her man was at work and the kids was at school.

by Mr 504poppa October 8, 2013

creep ass

all around sketchy as hell, especially in a sexual way. used to describe boys who are dirty, sketchy, and way too horny.

creepy assholes

those boys we chilled with on saturday night were so creep ass that all 5 of them hit on the same girl

by caitiehhtsg June 26, 2006

Creep

lifting me up during practice, hugging us, coming to hang out in a dorm room with us, hanging out in a pool with us, asking us for our prom pictures, asking us if we had boyfriends, stares at you while stretching, tell you that your a screamer, smiles at you awkwardly, pats your back down low, makes you clean the boys locker room with him, asks you to do pull-ups in a room by yourself, pulls you aside -just you two-, ask you to babysit, makes you ride in a car with him, STALKS YOU!

Mr.Soukup, the creep.

by chasitykoehlmoos July 21, 2009

Creep-Call

Creep-call is calling a sober friend at a disgusting hour of the morning in order for them to come turn into a "creep" with you and to possibly pick up more alcohol and drugs on the way over so you can continue being a raging creep/sicko all day. Occasionally creeps will get hot pink matching tattoos on the forehead.

"Im gonna creep-call Tim guys do you think he will be awake?"

"Oh fuck I got the creep-call better stop by the shops and go round to the flat"

by sickolady28 February 24, 2009