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Crank

A crying - wank. Used if a person is crying and uses the tears as lubricant for said wank.
Jacob was balling his eyes out. He decided to have a crank instead.
by Jakobbb December 16, 2019
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Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.
That paint job on that car is crank
by Luvenzo April 12, 2021
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Crank-Slut

A toothless whore who loves to trade gummies for meth
Tiffany is such a crank-slut
by RedHotSpicy July 17, 2024
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
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Crank

Crank: “Ugh I hate fags. Oh ya I’m gay too”
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR
by wood pigeon October 29, 2025
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