Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.
Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011
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The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.
similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea
similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea
by CW99 November 1, 2007
Get the conference ass mug.The intersection of two walls, usually used as an environment of punishment when ownership is defied by a slave, bitch, and/or dog. The corner's original usage was in the 20th Century, when children were found to be misbehaving or acting inappropriately in public or around company. Since September 2, 2010, the Corner has been resurrected as what it is now; a rough form of punishment for slaves who don't complete their assigned tasks. It can lead to physical abuse as well. In modern cases, the Corner is used by it's victim as a form of sexual arousal. Some masters enjoy whipping their slaves if they remove their noses from the corner.
by Dr. Karloff August 5, 2011
Get the The Corner mug.An overgrown Gypsy camp protruding like a puss filled boil upon the wrinkled shit encrusted anus of Wimborne, Dorset, UK.
Known by the locals as the Mullen, there are a number of society's disappointments to be found in the Dorset Soldier Public House, in fact the pub is famous for accommodating more down and out's than the entire chain of JD Weatherspoons combined.
If you stumble into 'the Mount' Public House at the other end of the Village you can expect to find an atmosphere as pleasant as the vaginal discharge from the decomposing remains of the worlds most prolific whore.
N.B. Mother's day can get confusing in this village as most people give cards and presents to their sisters.
If you own a white van or low loader, it is not recommended that you drive it through 'the Mullen' without ensuring you have an orange light affixed to the vehicle.
Known by the locals as the Mullen, there are a number of society's disappointments to be found in the Dorset Soldier Public House, in fact the pub is famous for accommodating more down and out's than the entire chain of JD Weatherspoons combined.
If you stumble into 'the Mount' Public House at the other end of the Village you can expect to find an atmosphere as pleasant as the vaginal discharge from the decomposing remains of the worlds most prolific whore.
N.B. Mother's day can get confusing in this village as most people give cards and presents to their sisters.
If you own a white van or low loader, it is not recommended that you drive it through 'the Mullen' without ensuring you have an orange light affixed to the vehicle.
{upon arriving in Corfe Mullen}
Boy: "This place is a shit hole"
Girl: "It could be worse"
Boy "Yeah, could be in Sturminster Marshall I suppose"
Girl: "That's right, Far Corfe....."
Boy: "This place is a shit hole"
Girl: "It could be worse"
Boy "Yeah, could be in Sturminster Marshall I suppose"
Girl: "That's right, Far Corfe....."
by naturesgreatest May 1, 2012
Get the Corfe Mullen mug.A method for consuming the small pieces of snack items left in the bag after all of the easily handled pieces have been consumed.
Generally, the portion of the snack consumed by this method contains higher concentrations of salt and flavorings making this portion highly desirable.
Procedure:
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1) Make sure easily handled portions have been consumed.
2) With one hand, grab one of the bottom corners of the bag.
3) With the other hand, grab the top corner of the bag on the same side as the bottom corner in the opposite hand.
4) Pull the two corners apart to create the smoothest path from the bottom corner to the top.
5) Tilt the bag to collect the remaining snack portions into the bottom corner held in your hand.
6) Bring the top corner to your mouth
7) Lift the bottom corner while keeping the top corner such that the snack portion slides right onto your tongue.
8) Tell anyone around you how awesome hitting the corner is.
Generally, the portion of the snack consumed by this method contains higher concentrations of salt and flavorings making this portion highly desirable.
Procedure:
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1) Make sure easily handled portions have been consumed.
2) With one hand, grab one of the bottom corners of the bag.
3) With the other hand, grab the top corner of the bag on the same side as the bottom corner in the opposite hand.
4) Pull the two corners apart to create the smoothest path from the bottom corner to the top.
5) Tilt the bag to collect the remaining snack portions into the bottom corner held in your hand.
6) Bring the top corner to your mouth
7) Lift the bottom corner while keeping the top corner such that the snack portion slides right onto your tongue.
8) Tell anyone around you how awesome hitting the corner is.
Examples:
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1) Dude, he hit the corner and got chips all over his face!
2) What are you doing!? I wanted to hit the corner!
3) He made me laugh while I was hitting the corner. So I blew chips all over his dashboard!
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1) Dude, he hit the corner and got chips all over his face!
2) What are you doing!? I wanted to hit the corner!
3) He made me laugh while I was hitting the corner. So I blew chips all over his dashboard!
by mrazekan August 3, 2010
Get the Hit the corner mug.Someone who is in a corner away from everyone else. When he is touched he gets very violent, he sparks a rage on everyone in the room. He secretly plans to dominate the world, but couldn't because he lacks people skills. He is honestly insecure about his chode, and thats why he doesn't want anybody getting close to him.
by Boximus Prime1001 March 8, 2012
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