coltrin

He is an ignorant pig. Pure ignorance.

Don't be such a coltrin.

by Duckbucker69 June 8, 2018

clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.

Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life

by stephin April 7, 2005

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

colorado

A state which is (or was) the home to the kids responsible to Columbine, the Ramsey family, Alfred Packerd the cannibal, and Focus on the Family. A state where you are either from a big city but you have SAD and your doctor told you to move, a yuppie who read an article about how great Denver is for business or kids, a New Ager who wants to be in Boulder with your crystals, a religious wacko, a farmer, a suburbanite, a collegekid, or training with the Air Force. No wonder so many people end up having illegal affairs here or killing people.

I'm in Colorado now, fun.

by whatever works January 3, 2007

University of Colorado

11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).

According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.

Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.

CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.

CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.

Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?

by WESTC0ASTSTUDENT November 29, 2009

coloradogirl

whore, prostitute, deserves to go to hell for lying and stealing money from a celebrity.

the 19 year old girl works in a colorado hotel and she entered inside kobe's room without permission.

by kobefan July 21, 2003

Colorado Sunrise

When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.

"yo i gave my girl a colorado sunrise this morning"

"damn is she ok?"

by shaylious baby 94 June 12, 2009