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clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."
by brently d July 29, 2009
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Clondalkin

Clondalkin is a large suburb of South West Dublin city. It is bordered to the north by the Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, which contains, amongst other retail units, Marks & Spencers and B & Q.

To the south is the 300 acre Corkagh Park, which is immediately adjacent to the Naas Road, and through which the River Camac flows. To the east of Clondalkin is Ballyfermot and Lucan lies to the west.

The M50 Motorway runs North/South along the eastern edge.

Boxers Kenny Egan and Bernard Dunne are from the area. As are comedians Brendan Courtney and Graham Norton.
I'm off to Clondalkin to do a bit of shopping.
by Clondike Bill April 25, 2011
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The Reverse Colonial

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).
by Mark Alfredo July 18, 2009
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Cloner

It's a female boner. Basically when your clitoris is throbbing with anticipation.
"Yo he is so hot "shwing" I gotta cloner!!!!"
by Heff264 and Little Kate November 6, 2004
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Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011
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Cloon

|kloōn|
adjective

Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.

noun

a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.

verb

Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.

That guy is cloon.

That suit is the cloonest.

The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
by Roublard August 1, 2009
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celebrity colonialism

Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full supername 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Bramz Zahara'-- delivered by C-section)!

Eat the super-rich!
That is what you get when a Hollywoodized mundo-trash Thirdworld country thinks it can be made famous by two baby-mongering celebtards like Brad Pitt and his whoreney wife Angelina Jolie (I wonder if these names are even their born-with names?), go strutting across its dirty streets... what neogonzojournalists has called 'celebrity colonialism'!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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