ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

central collective

noun

central collective expounds the institution of state or government. Effectively, any society which has in place a government, is effectively a collective and as such can never be a (cooperative) society. For the simple fact that the concept of cooperative, defines the inherent right of free choice and will in participation by all its members (the general citizen body). Whereas in a society governed by a state, the social bodies participation in and as such abiding by state-imposed Laws and measures, is compulsory and as such the right of free choice and will, is thus void and nonexistent.

The central collective has increased tax rates for the average worker.

by Baron Neville July 11, 2019

saskia collett

she doesn't admit her love to certain guys such as a certain kings boy and she loves to vomit especially on carpets and in cars

friend 1: hey there is saskia collett should we say hey
friend 2: nah man im straight soz saskia collett

by wertyuhjbn September 20, 2019

bulk collection

Surveillance data in which technology has created an opportunity to monitor a millions of people. Currently with in an indiscriminate process in which a dragnet is placed over large amounts of data. With any kind of decency, considered one of the dirtiest words (phrase) in language.

A federal appeals court has ruled the National Security Agency’s bulk collection of millions of Americans’ phone records is illegal. The program was exposed by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden

by High and Low November 5, 2019

Doll Collector

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.

He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.

by Doll Collector March 28, 2020