clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

or

Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!

by dotcom January 18, 2008

clusterfuck

A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.

It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.

by Hudong August 25, 2006

cluster-fuckered

How your head feels when you become both bewildered and over-whelmed by everything trying to crash down around you.

Random person: Hi, how's are you?
creehazy: Cluster-fuckered.

by creehazy July 28, 2008

Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them

My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!

by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010

Clusterfuck

n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.

Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.

by Tedmond Tedward Tedley MCXVIII July 7, 2011

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.

Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.

by Jellybear July 29, 2009

Clusterfuck

When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.

Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.

by ksolt92 June 6, 2011