Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!

“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”

by The real alix August 3, 2023

chimber chomber

a black person

look at that chimber chomber

by sirmoaned August 2, 2024

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Mountain Climber

This is a term that other people may use to name people from Lesotho or any Sotho people, this is because in Lesotho there are many mountains.

“If I'm a dog eater you’re a mountain climber”
“Yoh”

by Hbjh vmhgffmhfkytf October 21, 2023

Sink Climber

A person originally from a bidet country (France, Italy, Spain etc.) now living in a country where there are no bidets in bathrooms and toilets.

The other day we were at some friends' for dinner and I caught my boyfriend sink climbing. Yes, he's a sink climber.

by Condolences March 29, 2024