by Titan2014 April 29, 2014
Get the Clean Breakmug. What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"
A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."
"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."
"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
by sightsinsights April 23, 2018
Get the clean-shavenmug. 1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009
Get the College Cleanmug. by pc4444 May 18, 2016
Get the shame cleaningmug. by A clean sanchez April 27, 2017
Get the a clean sanchezmug. by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016
Get the mr cleaningmug. Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!
My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!
by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017
Get the clean pickinsmug.