rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl”

“Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”

by Pulvie March 29, 2019

4’10 chimp Cameron

If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga

Oh shit it’s 4’10 chimp Cameron

by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019

we p'chimpin

i understand saying "we pimp chimpin" is oftentimes a mouthful, so to extend an olive branch I'm allowing "we p'chimpin" as a suitable replacement

we p'chimpin bois

by Gogfris May 6, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Venus AKA chespin

a hot, sexy, smart, sweet person, and also very cool!! she is funny

"Have you heard of Venus AKA chespin?"
"No, who are they"
"my wife, we have hot esex very night."

by venus AKA chespin July 13, 2022

Champ of Chimps

The least roastable and most savage user to ever log onto the now defunct website, e-chat.co. the only WUN AHF DEM AHL.

Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.

Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck

Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!

Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!

Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!

by User#2244 October 1, 2022