master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

Yeti Calling

When you fart while sitting on the toilet

Man when i was in the Bathroom at the walmart i heard some one "Yeti Calling ".. I wonder if any showed up

by evilkitty March 29, 2009

Warm calling

Similar to cold calling. The person you're calling still doesn't know you or expect your call, but you happen to know someone who they know and like. By referral the ice is broken, and the call is warmer in temperature.

Salesperson: "I need to make a few calls, was there anyone at that networking breakfast who you think I should try?"

Friend: "Ya, try Pete Mullholland, he's the manager at Vandelay Industrial Supplies--we got along great"

Salesperson: "Finally I'm warm calling for a change"

by MrCorrect1985 July 8, 2009

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

wii curling

masterbating

spanking the monkey aka wii curling

by wiicurler May 29, 2010

Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010

Plate Curling

Plate Curling is when you must stand at any edge of the table and either with or without your eyes shut you must Curl your plate which will determine where you will sit for the Evening Dinner.

Wayne "Hey Man, where are you going to sit?"

Conor " I dunno, I'm gonna find out by Plate Curling."

by RonocMcfoley November 21, 2011