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(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.
Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank
Crank by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023

Crankatwatamus 

Cranky bitch. Miserable. Don’t want to be around.
Brittany? Who cares what she has to say. She’s a mega crankatwatamus bitch.
Crankatwatamus by Cebbin September 2, 2023

scraggly crank 

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head
Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.
scraggly crank by jumunji July 5, 2007

cock crank 

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.
Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
cock crank by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Double Crankin 

A wonderful blowjob by a woman who uses both hands. The technique is to double crank the cock while sucking on the head.
Man she gives good head, and she used the double crankin technique.
Double Crankin by Tobias74 September 22, 2011

huge crank 

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.
The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.
huge crank by Butters1369 May 10, 2016