cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

by BeyGenii August 28, 2009

YouTube comment section

Hell on Earth

The YouTube comment section is literally hell on earth

by Grunp June 26, 2020

comment for

When annoying ass posts on Facebook or any social media make you comment for something.

"comment for jesus" and "scroll for satan" or something similar to that, you get the point.

by I cant even March 27, 2015

commonism

commonism, is an idealology which in contrast to the ideology of Communism, which is an economical entity controlled by the economical elite, and is a Socialist entailment. Instead makes reference to a social order, whereby the mentioned institutions are in direct control of the common man citizen body within a society and not the corporate economical and political elite. The social order in question is comprised exclusively of all citizens within a society, who are not members of the economical or political elite ( The Establishment elite ), the average and ordinary common citizen body.

commonism, is the solution for the combating of political and economical elitism, and consequently, the alleviating and curtailing of corruption and greed from within the economical and political fabric of a society.

by Baron Neville June 27, 2016

first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010