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Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
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Christ Killer

A slur against people of Jewish ethnicity or religion derived from the idea that the Jews were at fault for the death of Jesus Christ (Also known as Jewish deicide)
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christ-yves

Every Christ-yves to get what they expect when the time is right they are hopeful and careful to the most little things so most most of Christ-yves is Carrie important knowledge and they might be really successful in life some of Christ-yves is never give up on what’s right
Trust all christ-yves
by Drey jetaime November 24, 2021
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Christ (Deemed to be) University

a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
by kazawafaqt November 23, 2021
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Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents
He crossed right when a car was coming
YOU: Jesus Christ!
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
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Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
by bingula June 17, 2023
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