Caked

When a nigga gets baked or "roasted", so badly, he has become caked. In most circumstances, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Damn did you hear what Daquan said to Levante? He said he got less clout than Steve Urkel. That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson May 3, 2018

Caper

A testicle from the world's smallest mammal, Craseonycteris thonglongyai. Capers are only gathered under a blue moon from the hours of midnight to 2 AM. Although Capers originate in Thailand from the Kitti's hog-nosed bat, they are shipped worldwide and marketed as a delicacy. (Do not confuse with dingleberry.)

The capers on my $45 flatbread dish were pickled in a brine solution.

by Doyouknowwhatyouareeating July 18, 2018

Cape

when a gay woman has a boyfriend/husband or child in an attempt to cover the fact she is gay

Female equivalent of when a gay man calls his girlfriend a "beard"

Me: "oh look, Sharon has put a cape on"
You: "she should just be proud of who she is and accept that she is gay"

by lilsmoosh June 10, 2020

Caked-Up

A lot of makeup.

Yo she's liked, caked-up.

by palenose August 11, 2020

Caedan

Confident and funny. Good in crowds and a natural leader. Intelligent and talkative. Athletic and attractive. Someone with this name usually has many friends and is a great loyal friend to have.

Caedan helped win the game and keep the team focused!

by 42flightglasses November 3, 2020

the Cape Cod

The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry.

Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".

I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11

by thoseturtls August 27, 2014

Sheet caked

Being baked as a cake in bed.

Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night

by Bomberbiff March 7, 2020