jizz cake 

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

jizz cake by T Baggins July 16, 2011

Mom Cake 

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

Mom Cake by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011

Banbury Cake 

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.

Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"

Banbury Cake by googabooga April 25, 2013

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

Cabbie Cake by Raytheangrytaxidispatcher March 5, 2015

stale cake 

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

stale cake by Stalecake April 23, 2015

raisin cake 

One who appears to be out of place, usually related to social class.

Looking like a raisin cake, he wore a tank top, shirts and flip flops in the first class section.

raisin cake by WakeWorld February 28, 2016

Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat

Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

Austrian Cake by Whenyouknowthehood October 9, 2016