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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
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brian's butt

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
by Tara S November 24, 2013
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butt quack

(n.) a fart that sounds like a duck quacking
Last week I was on Zoom when Gary let out the loudest butt quack.
by n30e April 28, 2021
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Cauliflower butt

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
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Butt stick

A long thin object retrieved from a curtain Youth leaders ass crack
Ewwww, get the butt stick away from me!!!
by Regular weed February 6, 2018
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butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
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