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Happy Birthday

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.
My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!
by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006
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reverse birth

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"
by thed00d! October 22, 2008
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bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.
- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.
by perrro June 1, 2010
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birthday challenge

The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.
Man, Erik gave up porn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.
by thesarlac July 29, 2007
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birthday dome

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =
rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.
by rhiannon_rae March 5, 2008
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birthday cock

The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife
Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu
by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015
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