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buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.
'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'
by MerryAndy October 9, 2006
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Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.
Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.
by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008
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Burger Flop

The act of slapping someones (male or female) breast in an upward motion, followed quickly by a downward slap of the same breast whilst saying "burger flop" timed in succession with the slaps. This is to be done as quick as possible in order to avoid being blocked.

Variations include the "Rainbow", where you upward slap one breast, downward slap the other, then repeat with your opposite hand on their opposite breasts; the "McDouble Flop", which is two burger flops at the same time; the "Patty Cake", which is like a McDouble, except you do one side in reverse and finish with an open hand shove to the chest; and the "Animal", which is just wildly slapping the breasts from all directions while screaming like Animal from the Muppets.
Edwin just totally burger flopped me as I was writing this definition.
by KingSixed July 19, 2010
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Dutch Burger

A variation of the traditional american hamburger sold throughout the world, mainly in remote areas. A meat patty containing an assortment of meats, animal products, cheeses, vegetables, and pretty much anything a person couldn't sell or bring themself to throw away enclosed in a bun.
We come all the way to Africa and you order a Dutch Burger?!

Don't throw those chicken knuckles in the garbage...we use those in the Dutch Burger.
by BoaBoi April 10, 2009
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D-Baggery

The act of one being a Douche Bag. It is looked upon as a crime that all people who comit it should be drove over with studed tires and pulled behind a truck down a gravel road, shoved down a hole containing a very pissed off badger, and the sound of there pain recorded and spread on the internet so the crime will be reduced...Lets face it we cant eliminate it there are still people out there with just the life that defines a D-Bag
Nathan You comit D-Baggery on a day to day basis.

That guy just comited the act of D-Baggary
by Chandler Bachtold December 15, 2008
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Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.
I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.
by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010
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The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.
I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".
by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011
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