My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017

Broken

A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.

He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter

by Bokobouy June 18, 2023

Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos

Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."

by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023

the broken helicopter

A sex position were the man toes his dick in a knot and rams it up the asshole with lots and lots of force

"Dude the broken helicopter hurts"

by Max102217 January 7, 2018

Broken-Damsel

A woman who claims to not play the role of a damsel well. In the process of doing so she marries for Money, divorces to take half later to claim she never needed help from a man.

She is a Broken-Damsel and left her husband broke.

by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019