No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

No Squid, No Breakfast by CEO Duck January 12, 2017

strong breakfast 

Breakfast that can allow you to go strong through lunch time without feeling hungry.

- Sarah, what if we go kayaking this morning?

- Sounds good! let's have a strong breakfast and we come

back home for dinner

strong breakfast by Pierre555 September 23, 2011

Portugese breakfast 

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...

Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

Portugese breakfast by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005

full irish breakfast 

Syonymous with fry-up. A meal extremely high in fat, generally eaten as a special indulgence. Invented by overworked Irish farmers, who needed to clog their arteries so that they could die early and get some rest.

Consists of sausages, rashers, eggs, haggis-like pudding, mushrooms, toast, and sometimes beans. Rowers on the way to a regatta or head in the early morning often buy rolls filled with the full Irish to stave off hunger pangs which result from waking up at 5am.

The English stole it and added fried bread. this disgusting mutant is termed the full English breakfast, and should not be confused with the real thing.

Should also not be confused with an Irish breakfast, which is oysters and Guinness.

While you're in Ireland, why not try a full Irish breakfast?

full irish breakfast by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

Dutch Breakfast by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

dog's breakfast 

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)

Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job

dog's breakfast by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

trucker's breakfast 

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.

she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.

trucker's breakfast by hanktown February 6, 2010