Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary April 24, 2016

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.

Who the feck invited Brandon??

by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020

Brandon

A fucking asshole

Brandon asked my friends for nudes he’s a dick.

by T3rm01 July 16, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.

friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.

by Local nice person July 18, 2019

Brandon

A man with a good heart. He means well. He is good looking. Brandon's are about 6'1 in average. The sad part about being a Brandon is that they are normally players. They sleep around A LOT. AMD break a lot of hearts. Brandon's may be handsome and fine but they dont know how to treat a lady.

Dang he's a player
Yeah his name is Brandon... duh duhhhhhh

by Ppl already knowww June 1, 2019