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Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"
Carnage Blender by Riley K December 24, 2004
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for your information...blondes are not thick and dumb, they are just like everyone else.there are sum bloneds that are dumb and some are intelligent and the same goes for everyone else.its just a hair colour you stupid pricks get over it.
proud to be blonde
blonde by *!?!* February 14, 2004
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blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER
"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"
blondeherring by hetroman September 20, 2003
A fair hair color. The color can range from a very pale blonde to a reddish "strawberry" blonde or "sandy" blonde color. Blondes usually have a lighter skin tone than people with darker hair. Some people tend to think that blondes lack intelligence or are less serious-minded. This is just a stereotype, hair color doesn't determine your intelligence. Although some blondes like to act like "dumb blondes" because they think it's cute. Blonde hair is mostly paired with blue eyes, but other eye colors are paired with blonde hair too.
That girl has blonde hair.
Blonde by Shameeka July 8, 2012

Egg Blender 

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.
I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.
Egg Blender by Dsmile July 3, 2011

Charlie Bland 

Charlie Bland aka my hubby is the prod father of my son Jake and he is a patriotic Texas citizen who identifies as a banana.
Charlie Bland is the best hubby ever.

dishwater blonde 

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"
dishwater blonde by Ashley April 20, 2005