blogtopia

the imaginary expanse of political thought represented by blogs, usually, though not necessarily, of progressive or leftist nature. a more defined, particular form of the larger, more vague term blogosphere. the phrase was coined by the world-famous blog skippy the bush kangaroo.

everyone in blogtopia is ecstatic over ned lamont's victory.

by skippy the bush kangaroo September 11, 2008

Blogjam

Intellectual immobilization from following too many influencers with too much to say.

He awoke to another early-morning blogjam, so much verbiage, so little time.

by Monkey's Dad November 25, 2019

binge-blogging

A period of excessive or uncontrolled indulgence in logging thoughts that are published on a blog.

I think i am binge-blogging; I just fired off five posts at one go.

You can tell that I am down when you see me binge-blogging voraciously about random topics that seem to make no sense.

by Laremy Lee February 5, 2006

blogger

bored housewife trying to make meaning of her tedious life. And hey, it's not a waste of time to "be on the computer" (it used to be semi-productive in grad school) and post pictures of your kids, cupcakes, paint chips, or the dog.

If bloggers used the old technology - the phone - to tell everyone each time their kid uttered an adorable mouthful of nonsense, our society would come to a halt and we would realize that our lives are unproductive and nearly meaningless.

by rminer June 22, 2008

blogorrhea

Writing a blog while highly intoxicated. Therefore, spilling your guts, all your secrets, and naming all the people you hate in the world.

Last night I had blogorrhea after I got home from the bar. When I woke up in the morning I realized it was too late, it had been read and could not be taken back.

by Cassandra H December 14, 2008

blogin

A username used to gain access to a blog.

blog log in = blogin

Ever since Google took over Blogger, my blogin hasn't worked.

by VH August 4, 2007

blogger

An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.

Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!

Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.

Bloggers are total losers!

by Flubba bubba boo March 9, 2005