cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say

When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.

cunt bastard by MstuO March 14, 2009

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker 

longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker!

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker by sekio April 2, 2004

old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

old bastard by Grego April 6, 2005

Dutch Bastard 

In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."

Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard

Dutch Bastard by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010

Tinky Bastard

A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).

Steve "Look at that tinky bastard"
Raz "Eh, aken"

Tinky Bastard by happy_g September 16, 2005

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

jacksy bastard by rudi October 29, 2006

commy bastard 

a name for a communist bastard piece of shit

Mrs. Donatello: Do u have ur homework john?
John: Shuddup Mrs. Donatello u commy bastard!

commy bastard by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015