bottom of the basket 

from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey

"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"

"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"

bottom of the basket by cellardoor4130 June 13, 2005

eggs in a basket 

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

eggs in a basket by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

South Carolina Fruit Basket 

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

South Carolina Fruit Basket by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

all eggs in one basket 

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

all eggs in one basket by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

Alien trumpet basket 

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.

"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."

Alien trumpet basket by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019

gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS

fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED

gift basket by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009

Easter Basket 

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)

Easter Basket by tallyhallic April 7, 2009