barnacle run

Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.

Honey, I can't let the boat sit for so long, Ray and I are gonna take it out for a barnacle run.

by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017

barney alexander

a fake ass juffalo who thinks he's the shit. Ain't nothing but a fuck boy

you aint nothing but a barney alexander, aint never getting any cotton candy!

by ravejesus May 2, 2018

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

barneyfwanime

Barneyfwanime is a very funny tiktoker who is out for revenge over Lirish

Did you know barneyfwanime doesn’t miss?

by ipoopedandpeedmypants May 8, 2021

Barnacle

An individual (or individuals) whose presence is constant, annoying, unwanted and, most of all, seemingly impossible to free oneself from. The best way to avoid a Barnacle is by way of a "Barnacle Alert," typically administered by SMS or similar technological means. This serves to warn the recipient that a Barnacle is in the area and to steer clear. Barnacles are notorious for flouting the law, so overall it's best to steer clear of them.

"Oh, man, I can't believe you got stuck with the Barnacles last night!"

"Wow! You got Barnacled last night?"

"Can you believe the Barnacles turned up tonight?"

"Who did they Barnacle this time?!"

by Jackson King May 21, 2021

barnini

▪︎Pronounced as "Bur-ni-nee" in Hindi & English and as "Bor-ni-nee" in Bengali.
▪︎Originated from Bengali
▪︎Meaning: Beautiful, Perfection, Full of Praise, Best, Responsible

Example: Barnini is witty and funny. They make us laugh. They're incredibly strong.
Besties, I'm glad we know Barnini.
Barnini is such a beautiful name, it deserves appreciation.

by Janet Robin November 26, 2021

BarnBobby

A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”

“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”

“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”

“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021