mile low club

basicly the opposite of the mile high club your just in a submarine instead of an airplane
"hey man guess what i did!" "What?" "became a member of the mile low club!" "no way!"
by zciwonadz October 15, 2008
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a quarter mile at a time

A person living their life with uncertainty. Someone who doesn't see a good future for themselves. Everyday pretty much the same.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, cuz i dont have a job and i'm a high school drop out.
by Tiga June 26, 2007
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mile high club

As well as the sexual mile high club, the other mile high club may pertain to those who smoked some MJ.

A: Your eyes are looking a little red; you flyin with the mile high club?
K: Yesss I'm so altituded.
by AOski March 12, 2007
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mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.
I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.
by topgunmav October 18, 2010
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mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker February 21, 2007
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88 miles per hour

1) the speed at which a flux capacitor kicks your time-traveling ass through time
2) something that allows you to see some serious shit
James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"
by Suburban_Informant April 14, 2006
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Solo Mile High Club

In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.

Also known as Half Mile High Club
Jono: "Argh! This 55 minute flight is lasting forever! Guess I'll go join the Solo Mile High Club."
by Techn1x December 28, 2008
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