brandon

a bogey eating disgusting tramp who eats cock from the floor and needs to die his hair whatever fucking color ninjas fucking hair is because i caught fucking his cousin and enjoying it . even his mum thinks he stinks like shit and needs to be disowned and put into care the fat fucking cunt

ew you trampy brandon

by lewis boi March 18, 2019

Brandon

A Brandon is never loyal. Do not trust a Brandon. He would break your heart and send you crazy.

I dated a Brandon and I regret it

by I am speaking facts September 30, 2019

Brandon

gay boi with a tic tac in his pants

That part Chinese, part Filipino guy with the small penis is such a Brandon.

by phatassdonkeydick June 14, 2018

Brandon

Guy with a small penis

Girl: oh my god, Brandon has a microscopic penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a guy who loves to be in the bedroom, on the floor, or in the backseat of a car, as long as he is with the right person he enjoys being with he would be happy having sex anywhere. He is a young rebellious person with a monstrous dick!!! I bet his wife doesn't know he is banging another girl with that thing!!!

God, Brandon is so fine any girl would e lucky to have him

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

Brandon

The dad friend- only he makes child molestation jokes and none of us know if he's serious or not. He is passionate about two things: beating women and his bromance with a bunch of younger males dislcuding one corrupt cop that flexes his small ears

"Imma go rape a kid." -Brandon

by Mimoesss January 25, 2019

brandon

a definite faggot

OMG, did you see that guy? He's such a Brandon.

by gayassfaggot324 May 19, 2017