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Smexy beast

Most fricken hot guy your eyes ever saw. Not only with looks, but actions and personality too. They often have fantastic abs, and bloody amazing hair. Parents often at birth, see their smexy newborn and decide that the only possible name that could fit such a heavenly immortal is Nicholas.
"OMG, did you see that guy??" "Who??" "That smexy beast!" "Oh, that's Nick." "OMFG he is HOT!!! Look at his hair!!!" "Heh. I sure have. He's my BF ya know." "You lucky dog!"
by Blue Duck September 23, 2012
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breastaurant

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
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cambodian breastmilk

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.
P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."
by What's a name? July 29, 2006
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Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.
That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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big-lipped beast

Derogatory term for African Americans. First used in the Chappelle Show by the judge to describe the white guy in the role reversal trial segment.
"... keep you kind of the streets, you big-lipped beast.
by SteveBizzle April 4, 2008
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beast mode on

The act of turning on an inner psychological switch so that you instantaneously become a beast at any time. Can also be used sarcastically if you know you're about to do something dumb or unbeastly. Often turned on by rap music or whatever pumps you up.
John was always a weak kid, and he got picked on a lot. That is, until he turned beast mode on and got ripped.
by Beast Number One March 29, 2008
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horny beast

A person who is horny all day and everyday. Cant resist a girl's hot bod. will do anything to get his/her hands on you.
"I went to franks house on friday, he was all over me, he was definately a horny beast."
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"
by Maddie Crawford August 22, 2008
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