Lil balls nick

A boy named nick who is white 6'4 and has the tiniest balls in the whole world and was fucked by 5 black guys

Hey fam what's up
Shut the fuck up lil balls nick
Why
You were fucked by 5 black guys

by Big balls Steve June 11, 2016

Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.

Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!

by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016

Booce Balls

Overly sized genitals so big, that you have to "waddle" in order to move around.

"When Garet fucked me in the ass, He had the biggest Booce Balls I've ever seen!" said by Booquefius.

by The Real Gayrat March 16, 2017

Game Balls

A vile, odiferous condition of the male scrotum. The ball sack, from a combination of sweat, heat and general uncleanliness take on a rank, gamey smell. Often ripe and cheesy.

Holy shite beaaaahhh. I just gave my sack a scratch. Now my fingers smell like game balls.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2017

Soda balls

A term used by crack smokers when buying an undisclosed amout of crack cocaine for personal use and the ratio equivalent is 5:1. 5 parts baking soda and 1 part cocaine. i.e this will not make good cash flow they will not call back!

The soda balls you brought over was not good at all , I'm just going to spend elsewhere! That's Babbage

by Streetsmartass October 31, 2017

Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy

Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!

by okidokibabie December 15, 2017

Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.

My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018