awkward flamingo!

Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you feel compelled to assume the awkward flamingo pose. (aka one hand palm down touching the top of your forehead as you tilt you head down...while of course bending up one leg slightly)

You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....

AWKWARD FLAMINGO!

by Lauren Kelly June 24, 2007

Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.

Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.

Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?

Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.

by synditrix November 24, 2011

Awkwarder

a situation that couldnt possibly get any more awkard!

wanna come hang out with me and all my ex-boyfriends?
dude, what can be more awkwarder than that?

by mama-cyta February 8, 2010

Awkward

1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.

2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by Awk.. November 4, 2010

awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.

"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."

by kevin snyder January 18, 2008

awkwark

1. Something that is beyond awkward.
2. Something that there are no words to describe what it is, it's just awkwark.

Ryan has an erection during a group gathering... a-w-k-w-a-r-k awkwark!!

by awkwarklover November 21, 2005

awkward tent

When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.

I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.

by Sun-shine June 21, 2007