Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.

Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!

by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.

"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"

by Marquis February 26, 2005

Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

by pdc3 March 19, 2021

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).

Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.

by BGTV March 23, 2019

recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

by mrs. sippy February 14, 2004

Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.

James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015