Angry Delicious

Adjective primarily used to describe a food that is so delicious, it makes you pissed off just thinking about how good it is. Most effective when used in a loud and obnoxious tone.

Guy: Damn! I just had the most Angry Delicious fries at lunch today!

Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.

by Angry Delish January 17, 2009

angry itch

An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.

While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.

by Nine-Pac January 22, 2009

angry korean fighter jet

1. where you do anal with an asian, while making her hold onto to dicks. pound her that hard she starts shaking the two dicks. and she looks like shes flying a korean fighter jet

2. where you poo into a bitchs mouth and then get her to give you gobbies, then cum in her mouth then scoop the concoction out of her weeping mouth with a spatula and lick it off and then hook up with her. then after hooking up you scream "aaaahhhhh agian!"

me and my two mates tag teams this black chick and i did the angry korean fighter jet

by tom orourke June 29, 2011

angry tramp

Cocktail, also known as a bullseye. Consists of 50% red wine, 50% red bull, though more commonly red rooster is used instead of red bull as it is way cheaper.

The best fucking drink in the world to get fucked up on, but causing you to shout incoherently at traffic - hence the name.

Dude 1: Did you just pour red rooster into your wine?

Dude 2: Yeah, it's an angry tramp. Try some.

Dude 1: (tries drink) wow, that's fuckin awesome. Can I have one?

(2 hours later)

Dude 1: fuckin... CARS! I'll give you... somethin to beep about. Yeah BEEP BEEP. I remember, I was... This way? Yes.

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

Angry Zombie

When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth

CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out

by kensobaby December 3, 2014

Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

Angry starfish

When your girl is acting up so you shoot your load in your hand, make a fist and shove it up your significant other. You then open your hand wide and paralyze them, making your hand look like and angry starfish.

Ck: yo my girls been a bitch recently. Any suggestions?
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish

by Frrshawn January 3, 2020