alexamder

You didn't know how to type and misspelled "alexander" like the stupid person you are.

Person 1: *types "alexamder"
Person 2: "Bro you misspelled 'alexander' you dumbass."
Person 1: "Shut up."

by bro you dumb August 15, 2021

Alexandros

THIS MANS PENIS IS BIGGER THAN A HORSE'S COCK

Alexandros loves milfs and bigg thighs

Hey look at alexandros he is surrounded by many many milfs

by Alexbrc November 20, 2021

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Lim

A boy that likes to snooze over class

And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him

Person 1 Do you like Alex lim

Person 2 yes

Person 3 don’t you know he is a pervert

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.

Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

alex

alex is the funniest person and he doesn’t even try!
plus he can be super sweet 🤗
imagine not being friends with aled 🤣🤣
his smile is brighter than the sun 😞😞

alex> ur loser ass 😊😊😊

by miitzzy February 18, 2022

alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.

“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”

by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022