Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023

alabama riverboat

a reverse pounding of a white person via multiple black people

my hot white supermodel wife really loves taking a ride on the Alabama riverboat

by afuk-king ejet August 7, 2023

Alabama orgy

Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!

Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"

Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"

by Johnny "Biggus Dickus" Sins February 17, 2022

alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.

Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him

by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009

Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.

<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>

by Dr Grant Ross June 2, 2008