A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
by 12201421245 December 15, 2009
Get the African-American Heart Monitormug. One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
Get the fake-ass-africanmug. A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Kenyan African Males Safarimug. by uhqjrewndfjkw September 26, 2005
Get the cauc-african americanmug. Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.
South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.
A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.
South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.
A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.
Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.
Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'
Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'
Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'
Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'
by Percy Montgomery September 9, 2010
Get the South African Death Squadmug. Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick
by halla3 July 21, 2011
Get the African Forest Cratermug. African river dancer is a term used to describe dancers that clap their hands and stomp their feet in an attempt to achieve a percussion like beat.
example one: (in the theaters) "Stomp the Yard", "How She Move"
example two: (at high school during a pep rally) "Oh man, look at all those african river dancers goin at it in the gym, yo!"
example two: (at high school during a pep rally) "Oh man, look at all those african river dancers goin at it in the gym, yo!"
by mrskitty December 8, 2007
Get the african river dancersmug.