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No Poop August

A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.

PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...
by emerex56 February 29, 2020
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No Alcohol August

A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.
Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!
by MattDruid May 10, 2020
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August 15th

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”
by _ivy August 4, 2020
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August 8th

If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you
Person A: Can I have some skittles?

Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?

Person A: Yes!

Person B: Sure then!
by Lemon goddess 🍋 October 16, 2020
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August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!
random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.
by jessroj July 18, 2022
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August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.
calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single
by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022
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August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022
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