The Loving Brian

The act of uppercutting your partner in the taint while they are gargling your semen.

I gave my old lady the loving brian last night, then made her clean up the mess it made.

by ?r??s October 4, 2011

Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

brian davis

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.

Hi everyone. Brian Davis here, the #1 sales rep. Man, I need sales and I cant find them!

by number#1fan June 11, 2018

brian grim

Is Nicknamed “Big Daddy Brian” for his sexy demeanor and he loves the Bee Movie. Also has luxurious silky smooth hair. He loves kazoos and the gays. If you want to get him in the mood, play Happy by Pharrell Williams and bring him Starbucks. He assumes your gender and does not allow boys to wear skirts in school. Brian is very sexy and is a five star marathon runner.

Who’s that sexy man on the track running?
Boi that’s Brian Grim!

by Doggos are goddos January 13, 2019

Brian's Car

A car that smells like complete ass because of the amount of cigars smoked inside.

Drew: Fuck Brians driving tonight!
Patrick: Is that bad?
Drew: Yea, its Brian's car .

by Drew63884849969 May 18, 2016

Dirty Brian

During the act of heterosexual oral sex, a dog comes from behind and licks the female's vagina.

"I was having a good time with Natalia last night, but my dog decided to give her a Dirty Brian."

by Anita Blacman January 14, 2022

Silent Brian

A Silent Brian is some one who goes completely silent whilst gaming because they are a sweat.

Look out boys, David's being a silent Brian!
Looks like we've got a Silent Brian over here!

by SH4D0WST0RMX2020 November 12, 2020