windows me

Windows ME is a viruse that mysteriously appeared from another planet. This alien viruse made more viruses.

Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.
"I'm sorry to inform you...But you have Windows ME"
"Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it"
"Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"
by clueless_furball November 18, 2006
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Windows XP

Windows 2000 after a facelift. The Professional variant is a decent, robust OS with very few nagging points (provided that you disable all of the extraneous garbage and useless services). The Home Edition variant, however, is crippleware aimed solely at the computer illiterate soccor mom who couldn't tell a mouse from her studded leather dildo; contrary to popular belief, it is crash-prone and becomes very unstable when running more than 2 applications at once. It's "Luna" theme, by the way, is a laughable ripoff of Apple's "Aqua" design theme that is nowhere near being as elegant and intuitive.

I don't like Macs very much, but I'd take OSX's svelt brushed metal and blue orb design over Windows XP's clunky blue-and-red coloring book design ANY day.
Windows XP Professional - A worthy successor of Windows 2000
Windows XP Home Edition - Dumbed-down bullshit OS that puts the Win2K kernel to shame. Is only marginally more stable than Windows ME, and just as worthless.
by Ninja Disaster July 08, 2003
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Windows Vista

The latest Windows OS, specifically designed to make XP look better. It comes complete with an unreasonably shiny interface, compatibility issues and frequent crashing. In short, a Microsoft abortion.
Guy 1: I installed Windows Vista on my machine.

Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?
by Frank Einblat March 29, 2008
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windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.
I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.
by alchoholicanonymous March 28, 2015
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tinted window

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl
"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"
by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003
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Windows Superuser

Layer 8 malware: A Windows Superuser is a regular user that has developed the ability to use the Google search engine to it's advantage when attacking a Windows based operating system.

Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.

The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.

A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.
I'm a Windows Superuser, I have Task Manager open and everything.

I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!

Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!

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Nigger window

Window secretly left unlocked, so that you can get back into your home or workplace if you forget the keys.
Don't forget to leave the Nigger window unlocked! Do you remember last time when we ended up using a pry bar?
by PoisonIvyWhere August 07, 2016
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