smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Super smart cool kid

A poser; he is not smart or cool and he calls hot peoples girlfriends dumb.

Super smart cool kid- You don't need an example this is pretty self- explanatory

by KidneyThief November 3, 2020

business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .

Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

smart

having or showing a quick-witted intelligence.

Guy 1: "if he was that smart he would never have been tricked"
Guy 2:" right he's not smart."

by Jaylyn- March 1, 2022