sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

stick dick stuck in a wall 

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-

stick dick stuck in a wall by uwu whats this 69420 September 27, 2020

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick 

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn 

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

like a chicken with its dick cut off 

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

like a chicken with its dick cut off by ooter October 22, 2009

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! 

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! by CasterMonk June 27, 2021