Person 1: I can’t wait for my birthday!
Person 2: When is it?
Person 1:December 1st!
Person 2: No wonder you’re that attractive.🙄
Person 2: When is it?
Person 1:December 1st!
Person 2: No wonder you’re that attractive.🙄
by Kiki_23 August 15, 2021
Get the December 1stmug. by @swuidless on Instagram B) August 1, 2022
Get the August 1stmug. A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
Get the 1st Class Mathsmug. januisha: my snake jonathan is cooler than your snake!
donuiqa: fym bitch jaquantavius the 1st on top always
donuiqa: fym bitch jaquantavius the 1st on top always
by my big weiner October 5, 2022
Get the jaquantavius the 1stmug. September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”
Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”
Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.
X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.
X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
by theatreidiots November 22, 2021
Get the September 1stmug. National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!
Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!
Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!
by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022
Get the July 1stmug. On December 1st it is Pee-Jamba day, you have to pee in your friend’s Jamba Juice while wearing pajamas.
by Idk76458 December 28, 2019
Get the December 1stmug.