February 1st

national give your sister/brother a skittle day

hey dude it’s February 1st did you give your sister a skittle?

by thoseheathers February 1, 2022

1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.

"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."

by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022

July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

Jan 1st

National play Minecraft with your friends day.

S: Hey wanna play Minecraft?

V: No.

S: But its Jan 1st

V: OHHHH!

by allFactsNoLies January 1, 2021

August 1st

The only date Digimon is popular.

Its August 1st, the same day we landed in digi-world!

by adigimonfanatic January 7, 2021

Febuary 1st

February 1st, 13 more days until February 14! February 1st "Anti-Valentine-Date!"

Just go to the movies with your friends like a date! Don't worry about finding someone for Valetines Date! Have fun and do something great!

Friend one: Hey! Come to house do we make good, watch movies, then play with the cat

Friend two: That now is a date my friend, I'll bring chips, brownies, and Monsters!

Friend one: Great our Febuary 1st is gonna be awesome, I want to see if my mom will let you stay the night :)

by Galaxy Butter Knife January 14, 2021