Fap Dust

Dust that gathers on collections, often connected with profound fapping.

Every collector has it. Over everything collected will be a solid layer of dust, that’s dry skin cells to you and me. In a collectors room full of bikini clad girls Anime figurines, maids and girls with cat ears.. that dust is yours. Fap dust!

by September 04, 2009

Fap tax

Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.

Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"

by Bill235235235 December 24, 2013

fap farm

Jerkin off to animals or the thought of animals.

He got so drunk last night he totally pulled a "fap farm".

Chokin the chicken literally!!!!

by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010

fap juice

Any media that inspires the urge to masturbate.

That picture of Carmen Electra is fap juice and I want to ejaculate all over her face!

by yawgm8th February 12, 2005

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believe he’s in Minecraft and has blocks falling on top of him

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 18, 2020

fap flap

Another word for the Magnetic Cover of the New iPad2.

The cover protects the screen during fapping.

"Dude, gruwesome."
"Fortunately only on my fap flap and not on the screen

by PIT5657 August 23, 2011

Mouth Fap

An academic debate wherein the parties in question make circular arguments and often disregard the other points made in favour of restating their own perspectives over and over and over again. The "fap" indicates both the repetition and the self-pleasure experienced by mouth fappers.

"That conference panel was just a series of mouth fappers fap, fap, fapping"

by ICCats February 21, 2012