zukinnie

when you like the song “no wind resistance” by kinneret

john: “hey, did you hear kinneret said that if you like no wind resistance you’re a zukinnie?” jane: “guess i’m a zukinnie now!”

by fartypoopypants November 23, 2022

Zucciniberg

A nickname for the founder and CEO of Facebook/Meta

What has Zucciniberg done with his life, lately?

by Charlie Wheeling June 7, 2023

Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024

Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zumkin

When a guy us receiving a Blumkin on a Skibidi Toilet, and the Skibidi Toilet head pops out and eats his chocolate starfish.

“Hey dude did you hear Danny got a zumkin?”
“Yeah bro, wish I was him”

by LuckisUsedLeanCup98 April 4, 2024

Zecking-ball

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.

Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.

by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025